Cacti/Succulents

I do not have a lot of these because they tend to require a lot of light and I'm a clumsy fuck, so most cacti are probably outright dangerous to me. But I do like a good little fuzzy guy.

Bunny Ears Cactus

  • Obtained: February 2024
  • Image Last Updated: April 2025
  • Notes: Not actually sure this is a bunny ear! The ones on google have a more rounded look to the pads. I bought this 100% 'cuz it was bunny-shaped at the time. It's now doing its own thing, which is fine too. I love weird-looking plants!!

Elephant Bush

  • Obtained: September 2025
  • Image Last Updated: November 2025
  • Notes: I was at a greenhouse with my mom on my birthday and she casually mentioned that to the owner and he gave me this for free. I really like how these look when they get older and start to get woody; excited at the possibility of making a faux bonsai.

  • There's one variegated and one regular plant. I know there's another type of variegation though; kinda think it'd be neat to get that one too eventually and make a little plant trifecta.

Fairy Castle Cactus

  • Obtained: December 2024
  • Image Last Updated: May 2025
  • Notes: I love these plants when they're mature, excited to watch this one grow!!

Gymnocalycium Mihanovichii Variegata (wheezes)

  • Obtained: September 2025
  • Image Last Updated: November 2025
  • Notes: Birthday present from my sister. :') This probably would have been on my wishlist page if I'd had any idea how to spell it LMAO.

Jade

  • Obtained: December 2023
  • Image Last Updated: May 2025
  • Notes: My mom neglected her Jade plant so bad it basically fell apart; I repotted all the pieces for her but kept this little one for myself. It's been fun watching such a little plant grow. T...technically a gift from my mom?

""Kiwi"" Cactus

  • Obtained: September 2024
  • Image Last Updated: April 2025
  • Notes: A little NO ID cactus. I normally do not think of my plants as "edible-looking," but this one looks very bitable to me. (**I'm allergic to kiwis).

Sedum Clavatum (Variegated) ?

  • Obtained: April 2025
  • Image Last Updated: April 2025
  • Notes: Succulents aren't really my wheelhouse so I kind of had a hard time trying to ID it. I think it could also be a graptoveria... Either way, I have it nicknamed "Grape" in my watering log. :P

Pencil Cactus

  • Obtained: July 2024
  • Image Last Updated: June 2024
  • Notes: I was with my mom when I picked this out at the store. When she saw it she immediately said, "what happened to THAT," as if it was a dead twig I was carrying around LMAO... I love how this little guy gets teeny leaves on new growth.

Puppulents

  • Obtained: November 2023
  • Image Last Updated: November 2023
  • Notes: I gave the brown one to my grandma, but I just love ^this image. It's got a vibe. I mostly bought these 'cuz I liked the planters, but the bear claws and stuff are cute!!!!

String of Buttons

  • Obtained: October 2023
  • Image Last Updated: June 2024
  • Notes: A favorite of mine, I love how it looks like a little alien forest or an art sculpture. The older parts of the plant are sunstressed a pinkish red that I love. One of my first houseplants I ever bought!

"Vampy" Succulents

  • Obtained: September 2025
  • Image Last Updated: October 2025
  • Notes: Birthday present from my mom. It was labelled "Vampy" and the nickname stuck in my brain. I am a sucker for pots like this (the plants were a nice bonus).